• Mum: you left a cup of orange juice in my room
  • Me: ...oh, my orange juice... Right. Listen don't drink that.
  • 8:13 pm  •  18 September 2014  •  11 notes
    I get drunk on dreams and choke on real life.
    Wolferina  (via sundaylatte)

    (Source: opaqueglitter)

    3:18 pm  •  18 September 2014  •  74,893 notes

    thestudentprincesss:

    oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

    you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

    you can buy endless red skittles

    i never thought i’d see heaven

    Dear lord

    3:00 pm  •  18 September 2014  •  72,692 notes

    crabparty:

    my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

    11:57 pm  •  16 September 2014  •  404,121 notes

    Anyone with a sugar daddy complex wanna pay off my credit card 😏

    10:42 pm  •  16 September 2014  •  3 notes